You have to respond with Aboleth before the Bane of Progress enters the battlefield - with the creature spell still on the stack
While the functionality of the card is surprising, and Dragon Ball would be a great fit for MTG, its still unlikely that this is a genuine tease from Wizards
Table of Contents show Heartless Hidetsugu Lets pick the low-hanging fruit: since Mjlnir doubles all damage the equipped creature deals, combat or otherwise, it provides an instant win with Heartless Hidetsugu
They often work within communities, either from above as a leader or from within as a healer, bodyguard, or just a loyal follower
Its particularly good with cards that make a ton of Zombies at once, like Army of the Damned, or ability doublers like Rings of Brighthearth