It would be one thing if his hips were thrust forward and his member was bulging through his pants and the focal point of the artwork was his junk, rather than his arms
Thus, they belonged to the elite
Adric, Mathematical Genius Aerial Engineer Aeronaut Tinkerer Aether Chaser Aether Herder Aether Inspector Aether Poisoner Aether Swooper Aethershield Artificer Afterburner Expert Al Bhed Salvagers Alicia Masters, Skilled Sculptor Ambitious Aetherborn Arbalest Engineers Architect of the Untamed Arcum Dagsson Argivian Archaeologist Argivian Blacksmith Armorcraft Judge Ashnod the Uncaring Ashnod, Flesh Mechanist Aspiring Aeronaut Audacious Reshapers Automated Artificer Aviary Mechanic Aviation Pioneer Axgard Artisan Ayesha Tanaka Ayesha Tanaka, Armorer Bastion Inventor Battery Bearer Beamsaw Prospector Biomechan Engineer Blade Splicer Boomstacker Brenard, Ginger Sculptor Breya's Apprentice Brotherhood Scribe Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer Carapace Forger Cayth, Famed Mechanist Chief Engineer Cid, Timeless Artificer Clamavus Cloudsculpt Technician Countless Gears Renegade Cultivator of Blades Curator of Sun's Creation Cybernetica Datasmith Dalakos, Crafter of Wonders Daretti, Rocketeer Engineer Daring Archaeologist Daring Mechanic Darksteel Splicer Dauntless Dismantler Defiant Salvager Digsite Engineer Diligent Excavator Dispersal Technician Doomed Artisan Draconautics Engineer Drafna, Founder of Lat-Nam Dwarven Weaponsmith Edgar, King of Figaro Edgar, Master Machinist Elegant Edgecrafters Elvish Archivist Embersmith Enthusiastic Mechanaut Erebor Flamesmith Etherium Sculptor Experimental Aviator
Szarekh, the Silent King Szarekh, the Silent King is the face commander of the Necron Commander deck
Both of these cards could be printed today and would be right in home in what people think of as whites type of spells
