At the beginning of your upkeep, if each player has 10 or less life, transform this artifact
This is a gross simplification, but if someone cant tell that a card is misprinted at a glance, theres not much appeal to it
The artwork may be more basic compared to later Ditto cards, but its nostalgia factor, recognizability, and the possible reference to the games it first appeared in help it stand out
seeing as participants, rather than the winner, at pre-release events were awarded with a variant of this card that currently sells for around $7 , you dont have to go on a quest for the One Piece if you want to add it to your deck
Add in Giver of Runes and Mother of Runes and the like and you begin to see that one decides that you aren't touching something, you aren't touching it