Dong-a-tello T-Shirt no now dressed in an orange

now dressed in an orange jumpsuit behind bars

a piping hot cup of tea (the official drink of both the deceased Queens – Vicky and Lizzy)

we’ve got every “What’s she up to now

Made from 100% cotton (because you're going to need comfort while you’re trying to make sense of the sheer idiocy around you)

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Dong-a-tello T-Shirt no now dressed in an orangeBecause why settle for just any old ninja turtle when you can have Dong a Tellothe mutant genius with a bit more length. This T shirt takes Donatello, the tech savvy, nunchuck wielding turtle we all know and love, and gives him a cheeky twist by turning him into the ultimate master of the "dong"because why shouldnt your favourite turtle be a bit of a legend both in the dojo and in the other departments? Is he tinkering with gadgets? Is he inventing a