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The Rocker Steamroller was already spill-proof
these tips keep things smooth
This Chia Pet version of our favorite anxious sidekick is ready to sprout into full chaotic glory in just 1–2 weeks
and stalk your prey — all while looking like aquatic chaos incarnate
Better safe than soggy
Emotional Support Chicken ODDVAULT The Rocker Steamroller was alreadyToo emotionally unavailable to scream? Let the chicken do it for you. This 13" rubbery rage vessel squawks louder than your inner voice and stares into the void so you dont have to. Comes with a vest for official support, but lets be realthis bird is just here to vibe, scream, and silently judge your life choices with love.
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