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Monkey Pizza Theory Size:L No meetingsDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Most people have heard some version of the old "infinite monkey theorem"the idea that if you gave enough monkeys enough time, one of them would eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. That's a fascinating thought experiment, but frankly, we're just relieved they found flour, yeast, tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and beer first. This shirt celebrates the much more practical side of mathematical