Chaos: Whenever you roll Chaos, take an extra turn after this one
Counter Blitz is the Final Fantasy 10 deck, and based on the game's sphere grid, which translates to Magic in the form of +1/+1 counters
You get the original spell, copied twice if my math is correct, and you get an arbitrarily large Kalamx because he's been gaining +1/+1 counters all this time
Every project I ever did for Brian Fargo, I was admonished to rachet things down to KISS principles, but it didnt stick in my head then and doesnt now
The original card had "you draw two cards and lose two life", "destroy target creature," and "cast a spell without paying its mana cost." The last ability was both too powerful and not really black (black could cast a spell out of a graveyard)