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whenever Assembled Alphas is blocked by an opponent's creature, or blocks an opponent's creature, it does 3 damage to both the creature's controller and the creature that it blocked or was blocked by

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It calls into question the distinction I made about moving counters versus removing them and adding new ones, since this black creature is functionally the same as Thief of Blood, for +1/+1 counters at least

Even just one Elusive Otter can be a consistent source of damage that can be strategically boosted to slip through opponents defenses

Note that Stolen Uniform just says "target Equipment", not "target Equipment you don't control", so targeting an Equipment you already control is perfectly legal, and it simply creates a control-changing effect that doesn't do anything visible