I love big bold card names, and this is so thematic it hurts, but it also looks like its got the same issue as the Creepshow SLD: If you make a frame with wrinkles and frayed edges (comic book, newspaper, etc.) then the cards always look like they are LP or worse
Red Lands To me, the biggest draw to playing Mono Red is that your mana-base is just great
Cauldron familiar sucks one life from your opponent and gives it to you, and can bring itself back to the battlefield by sacrificing a Food token, making it almost impossible to deal with outside of exile-based removal, which isn't optimal since it's a one-mana creature that's easily replaced
Bennie Bracks, Zoologist Card draw on your end step is great, but each end step
5 Gaston (Ruby) Gaston: Arrogant Hunter is an unusual 2 drop card in its inability to generate any lore, but this deficiency helps channel its strength into a package of pure power